Let me cut to the chase: I would easily classify this as one of the 5 worst movies I have watched in the past 50 years.
I was truly suffering through the meaningless, s-l-o-o-o-o-o-w-w-w plot, timing how long it would take for some "action" to begin: 1 hr and 13 mins. If you consider three 2-seconds scenes shot at night in a dark jungle of a squid passing across a hardly visible road, howling like a goat in heat, "action". Then it was back to sheer vacuous, meaningless stupidity and a waste of time repeating the same shots, dialogue and scenes time-after-time-after-time. Then, lo and behold, when there were 3 minutes left (Yes!, 3 minutes left), they show a pair of giant octopus/spider-like creatures dancing on top of a service station, really. Although the actors were just few from them, staring with starry-eye and the 2 monsters supposedly mating, they did not try to hide or run and the monsters ignored them completely. The monsters then faded into the night and THAT'S THE END! Are you kidding me?
Love story?: Gimme a break! She falls during the last 10 seconds for a guy that managed during the 2 days they have been thrown together, to lose her passport to a prostitute that surely gave him some incurable VD after a meaningless sex encounter during a drunk stupor, caused them not be able to take the ferry, have her give her $20,000 wedding ring to ride for a bit on the back of a disgusting truck? A guy who was an utter failure as a failure to a child he did not know he had for years because of another meaningless rump with some chick? I could go on, but trust me: THIS IS NOT WORTH ONE SECOND OF YOUR TIME. Garbage, garbage, garbage.