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In 2010, The Killer Wore Cranberry showed how funny murder and food could be.
In 2012, Untreed Reads presented a new installment of the worldwide, bestselling anthology (The Killer Wore Cranberry: A Second Helping) proving that this was a hilarious mystery anthology with legs. Drumsticks, to be exact.
It’s 2013 and Killer is back with all new crimes, all new capers and all new laughs that are guaranteed to make you forget the in-laws at this year’s holiday gathering.
Join all of these fantastic authors as they make your Thanksgiving holiday murderous and fill you with laughter: Barbara Metzger, Mary Mackey, Toni Goodyear, Barb Goffman, Herschel Cozine, Lesley A. Diehl, Big Jim Williams, Elizabeth Hosang, Randall DeWitt, Sharon Daynard, Sarafina Gravagno, Laird Long, Rhett Shepard, Warren Bull, Lee Hammerschmidt and Mary Patterson Thornburg.
This year Killer is also introducing great recipes from vegan cookbook author Lisa Wagner to accompany the stories. After all, you can’t have murder and humor on an empty stomach!
So loosen your belt, push out from the table a bit and get ready to devour some of the funniest crimes you’ll ever experience at a Thanksgiving table. There’s always Room for Thirds!
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- Publication dateOctober 24, 2013
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- ASIN : B00G5WH78K
- Publisher : Untreed Reads Publishing (October 24, 2013)
- Publication date : October 24, 2013
- Language : English
- File size : 389 KB
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- Print length : 167 pages
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Lesley retired from her life as a professor of psychology and reclaimed her country roots by moving to a small cottage in the Butternut River Valley in upstate New York. In the winter she migrates to old Florida—cowboys, scrub palmetto, and open fields of grazing cattle, a place where spurs still jingle in the post office, and gators make golf a contact sport. Back north, the shy ghost inhabiting the cottage serves as her writing muse. When not writing, she gardens, cooks and renovates the 1874 cottage with the help of her husband, two cats, and, of course, Fred the ghost, who gives artistic direction to their work.
She is author of several mystery series, all featuring country gals with attitude: the microbrewing mystery series set in the Butternut Valley of upstate New York—A Deadly Draught and Poisoned Pairings; the Big Lake Murder Mystery series—Dumpster Dying and Grilled, Chilled and Killed; and the Eve Appel Mysteries Series,A Secondhand Murder and Dead in the Water. Untreedreads publishes her short stories as well as a novel length mystery, Angel Sleuth. Her most recent mystery is Murder is Academic.
To learn more about Lesley and her books and stories go to her website http://www.lesleyadiehl.com. and blog www.lesleyadiehl.com/blog
MARY MACKEY'S "THE JAGUARS THAT PROWL OUR DREAMS" WINS THE 2019 ERIC HOFFER AWARD FOR BEST BOOK PUBLISHED BY A SMALL PRESS
Mary Mackey is The New York Times bestselling author of fourteen novels and eight collections of poetry. Her novels have appeared on The New York Times and San Francisco Chronicle Bestseller Lists and been translated into twelve foreign languages including Japanese, Hebrew, Greek, Russian, and Finnish. Her poetry collections have won The PEN Oakland Josephine Miles Award, the CIIS Women's Spirituality Book Award, the 2019 Eric Hoffer Small Press Award and have been finalists for the Northern California Book Review Awards. Mary's manuscripts and first editions of her novels and poetry collections are archived in the Sophia Smith Special Collections Library at Smith College.
Since she learned everything she knows about reading and writing the hard way, she has decided to save herself and everyone else a lot of time by creating People Who Make Books Happen, a series of interviews on the Blog Page of her website at http://marymackey.com/the-writers-journey/ Here she persuades agents, book cover designers, social media consultants, website designers, digital convertors, bookstore owners, famous authors, and anyone else she can lure into conversation to tell her everything they know. Mary is always open to suggestions from her readers about new people to interview.
Mary admires women who are willing to fight for what they believe in. Almost without exception, her heroines plunge passionately into life, searching for love and happiness, defending the earth, and seeking a moral center in difficult times. As she has often observed: "I believe it's better to regret what you did than what you didn't do."
Mary's poems have been widely praised by poets Wendell Berry, Maxine Hong Kingston, Jane Hirshfield, Dennis Nurkse, Al Young, Dennis Schmitz, and Marge Piercy for their power, lyricism, and originality. A new collection of her poetry entitled "The Jaguars That Prowl Our Dreams: New and Selected Poems 1974 to 2018, published by Marsh Hawk Press in September 2018, won the California Institute of Integral Studies Women's Spirituality Award and the 2019 Erich Hoffer Small Press Award. A previous poetry collection, "Sugar Zone," won the 2012 PEN Oakland Josephine Miles Award for Literary Excellence. Garrison Keillor frequently featured Mackey's poems on The Writer's Almanac. Besides being a novelist and poet, Mackey is also a screenwriter and has sold feature-length screenplays to Warner Brothers as well as to independent film companies. John Korty directed the filming of her original, award-winning screenplay "Silence."
Related through her father's family to Mark Twain, Mackey graduated from Harvard and received her Ph.D. in Comparative Literature from the University of Michigan. Because of her interest in different cultures, her novels deal with a wide range of subjects. Her four bestselling novels about the Goddess-worshiping cultures of Old Europe show her interest in ecology, nature-worship, and the preservation of the planet ("The Village of Bones: Sabalah's Tale," "The Year The Horses Came," "The Horses At The Gate," and "The Fires of Spring).
She loves theater and dance and has written novels about three generations of women involved in ballet ("A Grand Passion") and three generations of women involved in the German theater during the rise of Hitler ("The Kindness of Strangers,"). Two of her novels have dealt with women who fought in the American Civil War ("The Notorious Mrs. Winston" and "The Widow's War").
She has also written about political unrest in the United States in the 1960's ( "Season of Shadows"); the last Goddess-worshiping cultures of ancient Sumer ("The Last Warrior Queen"); a comic romp through the 50's written in what she calls "the first person insane" ("McCarthy's List"); a movie star and a community college teacher who change places ("The Stand In); and a woman who starts a Revenge Consulting Service ("Sweet Revenge"). Her first novel "Immersion", set in the rain forests of Costa Rica before many of the trees were cut down, was published by the legendary and wonderfully-named Shameless Hussy Press. She also occasionally writes comic novels under the pen name "Kate Clemens."
During her twenties, Mackey lived in the Costa Rican jungle, bunking down with vampire bats, army ants, and poisonous snakes. For over two decades, she has been traveling to Brazil with her husband, incorporating her adventures into her fiction and poetry. In 2005 she took a boat up a tributary of the Amazon, traveling over two thousand miles through flooded jungle. Recently, she made another trip to one of the headwaters of the Amazon on the Rio Tocantins. At present, she lives in northern California with her husband Angus Wright, and is Professor Emeritus of English at California State University.
Mary Mackey invites you to join her in conversation on her website at http://www.marymackey.com where she is always happy to answer your questions about the craft of writing, Goddesses, the rainforest, the tendency of Brazilian buses to run red lights, and a host of other things including why she dislikes the month of November. You are also warmly invited to join her mailing list at http://eepurl.com/CrLHT; "Like" her Fan Page on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/marymackeywriter?sk=info, and follow her on Twitter at @MMackeyAuthor
You can hear Mary Mackey read poems from "The Jaguars That Prowl Our Dreams" at https://voetica.com/voetica.php?collection=5&poet=890
For information about her comic "Kate Clemens" novels see https://www.amazon.com/author/kateclemens
Warren Bull is the award-winning author of the novels ABRAHAM LINCOLN FOR THE DEFENSE, HEARTLAND, and ABRAHAM LINCOLN IN COURT & CAMPAIGN and the short story collections MURDER MANHATTAN STYLE, KILLER EULOGY AND OTHER STORIES, and NO HAPPY ENDINGS. He has also written a history book ABRAHAM LINCOLN: SELDOM TOLD STORIES. He is a lifetime professional member of Sisters in Crime (with no hope of parole) and an active member of Mystery Writers of America, He has published in STRANGE MYSTERIES anthologies (1 through 7) from Whorlteberry Press, BLACK COFFEE, DESTINATION MURDER, SHHH..MURDER, and WE'VE BEEN TRUMPED anthologies for Dark House Books, Alfred Hitchcock's Mystery Magazine, Great Mystery and Suspense magazine, Futures Mystery Anthology Magazine, Crimeandsuspence.com, Mouth Full of Bullets, The Back Alley, Sniplits.com Untreed Reads, Mysterical-E. He was a psychologist in his "day job" for thirty years. Warren is a fierce competitor at trivia games. He claims he comes from a functional family.
His author website is: https://warrenbull.com/index.html
Rhett Shepard, aka Maggie Adams, believes she was born to be a writer—but it took awhile to figure that out. She grew up in North Carolina, then went “up north” to college (to Virginia, then to upstate New York). Unable to decide what interested her most, she majored in anthropology, Spanish and English, and studied voice. It wasn’t until she married and her husband entered graduate school that Rhett/Maggie figured out what she wanted to do with her own life. She and her husband have lived in southern California, the Caribbean island of Trinidad, and now New York City—thankfully, writing is a career that travels well. She writes mystery stories as Rhett Shepard, and “sweet” secular and Christian fiction as Maggie Adams; she also writes poetry and literary fiction as Margaret Adams Birth and short nonfiction as Margaret Birth. You can follow her at www.facebook.com/MaggieAdamsRhettShepard/.
Barb Goffman is well known for her crime short stories. She's won the Agatha, Macavity, and Silver Falchion Awards, as well as the Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine Readers Award. She's been a finalist for major crime-writing awards 36 times, including the Agatha, Anthony, Derringer, Macavity, and Silver Falchion. Her book Don't Get Mad, Get Even won the Silver Falchion Award for best crime short-story collection published in 2013. She earns her living as a freelance crime-fiction editor, specializing in cozy and traditional mysteries. You can sample her work by listening to her story "Dear Emily Etiquette," which won the 2020 EQMM Readers Award: https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/eqmm/episodes/2020-10-01T11_56_38-07_00. Enjoy!
Elizabeth is a Computer Engineer who has branched out into writing fiction. She has been published in a number of mystery and science fiction anthologies, and has been short-listed for the Arthur Ellis award for Short Stories. Her interests include poisons, art fraud, and convincing her mini schnauzer that squirrels in the yard do not constitute an emergency. A fan of a well-told story in any genre, she especially enjoys mystery, urban fantasy and science fiction. She continues to hone her craft, enjoying the freedom to use adjectives, adverbs and pronouns, unlike when writing code, but still needs to practice not writing run-on sentences.
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Wonderfully varied, imaginative and well-written Thanksgiving stories. Hard to chose a favorite, but Daynard's and DeWitt's stand out.
A third helping of TKWC could make one appear gluttonous, but this huge heaping helping won’t make you put on an ounce. I swear! In fact, laughing at some of the humorous stories in this anthology will actually help you lose weight. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
Stuffed by Toni Goodyear ~ I’d rather have a divorce, please.
A Saucy Kind of Holiday by Lesley A. Diehl ~ Yay! Aunt Nozzie stories are a kick!
The Corner Suite by Elizabeth Hosang ~ You just can’t trust anyone these days.
Operation Knock Her Down a Peg by Barb Goffman ~ Revenge can get you in trouble.
A Pig in a Poke by Herschel Cozine ~ Amusing.
Mama Made Kugel by Barbara Metzger ~ I love Ms. Metzger’s historical romances and wasn’t sure about a contemporary by her, but I love this story.
The Mashed Potato/Cranberry Thanksgiving Murder Case by Big Jim Williams ~ Ok, this is way out there on the far side of farcical.
The Bells of Saint Marie by Randall DeWitt ~ Woah…
You Say Potato by Sarafina Gravagno ~ Ha! A favorite.
Vegetables Aren’t Good for You! by Laird Long ~ Way out there. I’m beginning to sense a theme with Mr. Long.
Blame It on the Chef by Rhett Shepard ~ I thought my family was weird.
It’s All in the Timing by Warren Bull ~ My least favorite.
Diminishing Returns by Lee Hammerschmidt ~ Well, ok…revenge can be sweet.
Cheese It, The Cops by Sharon Daynard ~ It’s okay, not a favorite.
Fowl Play by Mary Mackey ~ Ok, I was stumped on this one, but the end is just weird.
Next Year, the Lotus Garden by Mary Patterson ~ Plenty of suspects. I like that.
Recipes by Lisa Wagner ~ These sound so yummy! I’m going to have to give them a whirl.
I also liked The Bells of Saint Marie by Randall DeWitt. DeWitt reminds me of Noir writing of days gone by. Ah...
I recommend the all the stories in this book and spent a couple of enjoyable evenings reading it.
That is the premise behind The Killer Wore Cranberry series from Untreed Reads. The offering this year titled The Killer Wore Cranberry: Room For Thirds is another good one featuring twisted--and often murderous--behavior on and around Thanksgiving. While none of the stories actually deals with the real rage behind Thanksgiving (premature Christmas music and advertising) the stories are still good ones. The book this year also features three recipes of her own from author Lisa Wagner for Pumpkin Cranberry Pancakes, Cranberry Chutney, and Apple Cranberry Pie.
After an introduction by editor J. Alan Hartman, the stories begin with “Stuffed” by Toni Goodyear. George knew his wife Sharon was cheating on him before listening to it happening on his surveillance gear. She is misbehaving at the house of Brian Welling. Brian is a neighbor and supposed to be his friend. It started weeks ago and George did notice it happening despite his wife’s often repeated claims that George never notices anything. George is going to make sure this Thanksgiving is one for all to remember.
It is just days before Thanksgiving in 1969 and Aunt Nozzie, short for Aunt Rosalind, has decided to go into business out of her kitchen making jams, sauces, and the like. If that wasn't bad enough she has summoned Darcie to come home to Illinois for Thanksgiving as well as to help with the cooking. The last thing Darcie wants to do is do that as when she comes home for Thanksgiving somebody gets murdered. But, you do what you have to do for your favorite Aunt in “A Saucy Kind Of Holiday” by Lesley A. Diehl.
The next story titled “The Corner Suite” by Elizabeth Hosang is punctuated for narration though it reads as if it is all dialogue from an elderly woman. Through the piece we learn of her plans for plants, food, and a certain room she has wants at the retirement home.
The fictional cooking show on a cable channel that serves as background for “Operation Knock Her Down a Peg” by Barb Goffman could certainly be a real one. Darkly funny, it tells the tale of the plan of one cousin to teach another cousin her place by way of an inedible Thanksgiving dinner. Easier said than done in so many ways.
It was all the fault of the moonshine. Saturday night moonshine drinking has led the idea of stealing a pig in “A Pig in a Poke” by Herschel Cozine. Lem is tired of having turkey every Thanksgiving and wants something different this year. His not so brilliant idea is to go swipe a pig from the pen at Barlow's place. The idea was bad enough, but the execution is way worse.
“Mama Made Kugel” by Barbara Metzger is next. Kugel was the only thing Mama ever made right. She has been missing seven years now, has been declared dead, and her daughter, Mira, wants this Thanksgiving done the right way with Mama's Kugel. She still can't find her mama's recipe loose leaf binder so she can't do things like Mama would have if she was there. Instead, she has to put up with caters and various relatives she could easily do without. It's going to be a very special Thanksgiving---just not the way Mira intended.
The Reverend Blister B. Bullet is face down in his mashed potatoes in the dining room of the retirement home. The potatoes are not why he died. The big kitchen knife that is embedded in his neck did the deed in the often amusing “The Mashed Potato/Cranberry Thanksgiving Murder Case” by Big Jim Williams. According to Police Detective Sedgwick Segway, known as “Scooter” to his fellow officers, it is also clear that:
“’Judging by the angle of the Knife” continued Segway,” I'd say he was murdered by either a right-or left handed killer.’”
Coming late to the Thanksgiving dinner was a good idea in “The Bells of Saint Marie” by Randall Dewitt. More can't be said without ruining the twisted and often very funny read.
Humor is also present in “You Say Potato” by Sarafina Gravagno. Uncle Jim is dead and Miss Hartigan blames the yams. Those yams are what started everything off in this complicated tale.
Morris knew his day was very strange when the vegetables started talking to him. First, it was the potato he was about to pull out of the ground as “Vegetables Aren't Good For You!” by Laird Long begins. Then the pumpkins did it, the peas did it, and then the turkeys headed for him while chanting “Eat me-at, Morris.” Then, things really went bad.
Maybe it was food poisoning or maybe it was something else in “Blame it on the Chef” by Rhett Shepard. Dad tries different things every Thanksgiving because he thinks he is an amateur gourmet chief. Sometimes there are bathroom casualties, but nobody ever actually died before though they may have felt like it. Uncle Jeb is most definitely dead and the why and the how will take the Police and Kathleen to figure out.
We have all had really cheap pens stop working at inopportune times. The pens that Tom swiped from work are really bad ones. So he didn't take the phone message down correctly in “It's All in the Timing” by Warren Bull. Much like the first proverbial domino in a row that, when touched starts off the cascading chain, Tom’s failure to get the message correct triggered a cascade of events that culminated in one heck of a Thanksgiving dinner.
Trish is trying to finish setting up Thanksgiving dinner, but Crease keeps swiping tastes in “Diminishing Returns” by Lee Hammerschmidt. He has plans and isn't sticking around for dinner. Trish is going to need more wine and help with to deal with this.
Cletus Harper believes broccoli is the devil’s food. Maybe if Flo hadn't gone and ruined his cheese by sticking broccoli in it, nothing would have happened. She did it, he has his shotgun, and she is outside screaming about him to the neighbors in “Cheese it, The Cops” by Sharon Daynard.
The whole point of leaving Oakland and moving to Nowhere, Alaska, was to get away from the homicides. The place only has 32 residents. Now its population has been reduced by two thirds and a former cop is supposed to figure it all out in “Fowl Play” by Mary Mackey.
Doing the Thanksgiving Dinner and dealing with all the assorted guests was bad enough in “Next Year, the Lotus Garden” by Mary Patterson Thornburg. Kate had tried to get Mack to go to the Lotus Garden and break the Thanksgiving disaster cycle and he wouldn't. Now she has to put everybody up for the night and maybe longer as a brutal winter storm has descended on the area in the final story of the book.
Brief bios of the 17 authors involved bring the book to a close.
The Killer Wore Cranberry: Room For Thirds is another solidly good installment of the series. No matter how tough your own relatives are, they should not come close to these fictional ones depicted in the often darkly funny stories. If they do, you have inspirational material for the next installment, but be sure to be very careful on the research angle. As some of these characters found out, planning is very important and discovery of your intentions beforehand can be disastrous.
Material supplied by Editor J. Alan Hartman for my use in an objective review.
Kevin R. Tipple ©2013