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The Caveman's Valentine Kindle Edition
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- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherGrand Central Publishing
- Publication dateMarch 1, 2001
- File size734 KB
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- ASIN : B000Q9IND6
- Publisher : Grand Central Publishing (March 1, 2001)
- Publication date : March 1, 2001
- Language : English
- File size : 734 KB
- Text-to-Speech : Enabled
- Screen Reader : Supported
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
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- Sticky notes : On Kindle Scribe
- Print length : 338 pages
- Best Sellers Rank: #609,423 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
- #801 in Lawyers & Criminals Humor
- #992 in Dark Humor
- #23,251 in American Literature (Kindle Store)
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George Dawes Green, founder of The Moth and Unchained, is an internationally celebrated author. His first novel, The Caveman’s Valentine, won the Edgar Award and became a motion picture starring Samuel L. Jackson. The Juror was an international bestseller in more than twenty languages and was the basis for the movie starring Demi Moore and Alec Baldwin. Ravens was chosen as one of the best books of 2009 by the Los Angeles Times, the Wall Street Journal, the Daily Mail of London, and many other publications. George Green grew up in Georgia and now lives in Brooklyn, New York.
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Rom used to be a brilliant piano student at the Julliard School of Music. He was a wonder on the keyboard and his compositions were extraordinary, according to his peers, professors and other musicians. When his girlfriend, Sheila, got pregnant, he married her and quit school to get a job that paid enough to support his new family. Then he began to manifest unusual behavior, which grew increasingly worse.
He stopped making music, left his beloved daughter and wife, and moved into a cave. That was years ago. Doctors diagnosed him as a "well compensated" paranoid, with, perhaps, some schizophrenic overtones. He is deemed "well compensated" because, although he lives in a shallow cave in New York City's Inwood Park, he is able to take care of himself. He grows his own food during the warmer months and scavenges during the winter. Of course, it helps that his daughter Lulu, a NYPD cop, keeps an eye on him. And, when he is not having "fits," his logic is just fine and his high IQ shines through. He is called "The Caveman" by all who know him or know of him.
Hallucinations, visions of his ex-wife, Sheila, looking as young as she did when they were first married, keep appearing before his eyes. She scolds him and dispenses advice as needed. Lulu visits him, in reality - not another figment of his imagination - and loves her father, who is still as kind and loving to her as he was when she was a little girl.
Rom is convinced that a man by the name of Cornelus Gould Stuyvesant controls the world with Y-rays from the top of the Chrysler Building. He believes that he was brought to Stuyvesant's attention because he is a "free" man! And this curdles Stuyvesant's blood! A "free man busting through to his own divinity, right?" "Ghetto kid making it at Julliard. Making a name for himself? Young composer? Hot, jumping? Getting his notes straight from God." He also believes that his mind is inhabited by moth-like angels.
On an especially cold night on February 14, Rom hears the sound of footsteps outside his cave. Swaddled in various coats and blankets, he leaves his shelter and finds a frozen body. He knows that this is not just another homeless man who froze to death. The person who made the sound of footsteps probably left the body at his front door, he deduces. The frozen corpse couldn't have walked there.
The dead man is handsome, and well-dressed, without a mark on his body, according to the medical examiner. His wallet ID reveals his name, Andrew Scott Gates, an unemployed model. Rom insists that he saw a man in a fancy white coat driving a fancy white car leaving the "crime scene." Rom is determined to find the murderer, even though the police, who ignore his ramblings, determine that the death was caused by accidental hypothermia. But, Romulus found Gates and his sense of justice and responsibility kicks in. Of course, he is convinced that Stuyvesant, or one of his minions, is the killer.
Rom is forced to reconnect with society because of his
investigation. He leaves the narrow confines of his cave and journeys into the wider world, trying to keep his fits at bay. A homeless ex-lover of Scott's tells him that the murder was perpetrated by the famous avant-garde photographer, David Leppenraub. Leppenraub, according to rumor, is into drugs and sadomasochistic behavior. Apparently, Scott was the model Leppenraub used in most of his bizarre photographs. Rom hooks up with a former fellow student and musician who knows Leppenraub, and manages to wangle an invitation to one of the photographer's parties with the understanding that he will play for his supper, so to speak. Of course, he hasn't touched a piano in years.
As the story unfolds, the reader is caught up in a tale of deception, violence, mystery and a man's struggle against his madness.
One of the most fascinating aspects of the novel is viewing the world through Romulus' sometimes deranged, sometimes almost normal mind. The extremely well written narrative is quirky and occasionally humorous. And the characters, especially the protagonist's, are very well developed. I really liked this most original novel and highly recommend it.
Jana Perskie
Ravens
The Juror
The main problem in dealing with the mentally ill -- at least the schizophrenics -- is that they often dwell in a world which is different from what we perceive, resulting in aberrant behavior not accepted as "normal" in society. Other people can perceive their actions as dangerous and therefore contact law enforcement to deal with the apparent problem. In reality most people suffering from schizophrenia will do anything possible to avoid unwanted attention. They are well aware of the consequences of being scrutinized by law enforcement personnel. In fact, many of these severely mentally ill people can act as normal as you or I for short periods of time, convincing anyone who might interact with them that nothing strange has been going on. They can be excellent salesmen/saleswomen. Unfortunately they will revert to type if detained and questioned for longer periods of time.
The main character in this novel, Romulus Ledbetter, is portrayed quite realistically for a non medicated schizophrenic. He has quirks and outbursts, his family has pretty much given up on him, his contacts with law enforcement are frequent, he can exist in the "real world" for short periods of time, and he moves in and out of shelters as need be. However his most comfortable home is a cave in the middle of a NYC park. Another fairly common trait he exhibits is high intelligence, the ability and willingness to figure things out by trial and error -- although his errors are often quite large and misleading to whatever question he is pursuing an answer to. The people around him heavily discount his thoughts and actions for this reason, not knowing what to believe during his tirades.
Romulus has the time and energy to follow up on what he suspects is the murder of a young white man, whose frozen body is found not far from the mouth of his cave. Through imagination and persistence, by talking to people similar to himself on the street, he picks up the faint trail of a killer and is lead to places where the other half lives. And then things get really interesting.
SO I guess that leaves the rest of us! The interested readers to figure out if it is a good read! I recommend this book.
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